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PostSubject: Jokes and Disses   Tue May 27, 2008 2:43 pm

In this thread you can post your Jokes and Disses
Ill start

Your Mamma
Your Daddy
Your old bald Granie
She's 99
She's Really fine
And She's Dating Toby Klein(some kid that lives in my street)
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Disses   Tue May 27, 2008 5:17 pm

Tell Your Mamma to stop wearing colored lipstick, it makes my dick look colorfull Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Disses   Tue May 27, 2008 5:41 pm

lol
umm
Yo Mamma so stupid she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Disses   Tue May 27, 2008 5:44 pm

Your Daddy so dumb, he tryed drowing a fish (OLDDD)

Ill come up with some good ones, give me some time xP

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Disses   Tue May 27, 2008 5:46 pm

ok yeah
Yo Mamma so Stupid she shuved a quarter up her butt and said "She was Iron Man"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Disses   Tue May 27, 2008 5:49 pm

Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."

So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.

The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.

So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"

He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Disses   Tue May 27, 2008 5:51 pm

lol you did this for your application but ok umm..........
Yo Mamma so ugly she made the onions cry(classic)
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Disses   Tue May 27, 2008 5:54 pm

lol yeah I did... xP

But w.e, its SUPER funny, (Thats what I think) xP

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Disses   Tue May 27, 2008 6:36 pm

yeah it's an ok joke
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Disses   Fri May 30, 2008 4:30 am

Wanna know a joke?

Womens Rights



(jks.. and you might need to think hard on the joke...)
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Disses   Fri May 30, 2008 5:53 am

lol.

i got one: why is the American government not a virgin?
Because George Bush f!#ked it. peace.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Disses   Fri May 30, 2008 6:05 am

women's right a joke 0.o well sometimes true, some women can't enjoy being a women and rather be a man

hmm a joke hea? Only know dutch jokes xD but I'll try one

A girl has been rape, their are 3 male suspects arrested by the police:one German guy, Dutch guy, and a Belgium guy. De girl has to go to the policeoffice to pick out the raper, the policeman asks: Do you know someone?, says the belgium guy:"Yes, she was it!"

*tried to translate from dutch xD*

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Disses   Fri May 30, 2008 6:09 am

Roses are red, violets are blue. Shit stinks and so do you Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Disses   Sat May 31, 2008 9:10 pm

lol
And you double posted.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Disses   Sat May 31, 2008 9:25 pm

Yea, but both of the posts have something to do with the topic, so it doesnt matter.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Disses   Sat May 31, 2008 9:26 pm

ok then xD
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Disses   Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:34 am

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Disses   Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:06 am

lol, and sorry for the double post, 2nd one I thought of later Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Disses   Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:23 pm

Lol, dont worry about it Razz

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