Jokes and Disses

In this thread you can post your Jokes and Disses
Ill start

Your Mamma
Your Daddy
Your old bald Granie
She's 99
She's Really fine
And She's Dating Toby Klein(some kid that lives in my street)

Tell Your Mamma to stop wearing colored lipstick, it makes my dick look colorfull

lol
umm
Yo Mamma so stupid she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team

Your Daddy so dumb, he tryed drowing a fish (OLDDD)

Ill come up with some good ones, give me some time xP

ok yeah
Yo Mamma so Stupid she shuved a quarter up her butt and said "She was Iron Man"

Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."

So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.

The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.

So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"

He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."

lol you did this for your application but ok umm..........
Yo Mamma so ugly she made the onions cry(classic)

lol yeah I did... xP

But w.e, its SUPER funny, (Thats what I think) xP

yeah it's an ok joke

Wanna know a joke?

Womens Rights



(jks.. and you might need to think hard on the joke...)

lol.

i got one: why is the American government not a virgin?
Because George Bush f!#ked it. peace.

women's right a joke 0.o well sometimes true, some women can't enjoy being a women and rather be a man ¬¬

hmm a joke hea? Only know dutch jokes xD but I'll try one

A girl has been rape, their are 3 male suspects arrested by the police:one German guy, Dutch guy, and a Belgium guy. De girl has to go to the policeoffice to pick out the raper, the policeman asks: Do you know someone?, says the belgium guy:"Yes, she was it!"

*tried to translate from dutch xD*

Roses are red, violets are blue. Shit stinks and so do you

lol
And you double posted.

Yea, but both of the posts have something to do with the topic, so it doesnt matter.

ok then xD

lol, and sorry for the double post, 2nd one I thought of later

Lol, dont worry about it